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George W. Bush
 
"Anyway, I'm so thankful, and so gracious - I'm gracious that my brother Jeb is concerned about the hemisphere as well." -George W. Bush, June 4, 2001
 
 

Random Quote
 
"I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it."
— Mae West
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#1 A Goldfish's attention span is three seconds.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
... is so fat, When she hauls ass she has to make two trips.
 
 

One Liners
 
Q: What is rough and hairy on the outside, soft and wet inside, starts with a 'c' ends with a 't', and has a 'u' and an 'n' in it?
A: A Coconut!
 
 



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American Dream 06.23.2008
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Do You See What I See???? 07.03.2008
 It's called mushroom hunting... My wife found a mushroom ...
A Woman Suffers From E.D.
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Bordering on grotesque ...
What Time Is It?
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One Year Ago Today
Falkirk Wheel 07.03.2007
Falkirk Wheel in Falkirk, Scotland. Instead of locks ...

Two Years Ago Today
The Future 07.03.2006
It's so Bright! ...

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Beautiful - in a slightly disturbing way. ...

Latest Cartoons
It Pays To Advertise... 06.27.2008
 Well, It's true, It caught MY eye. ...
I'd Go For That.
My Pet Peeve With Women...
Ready For Another Ride?
Energy Tip Of The Day
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One Year Ago Today
How's That Club Sandwich? 07.03.2007
Would a little Chipotle sauce or Dijon spice it up ...

Two Years Ago Today
In The Rough 07.03.2006
You can still find me over in the driving range ...

Latest Cool Sites
The Beer Mapping Project 03.30.2008
I don't do a lot of traveling but this is one website I check out before I go ...

Latest Jokes
I D Ten T Error 06.16.2008
I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over. Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem ...
The Bank Robbery
Wedding Cake
Phone Trouble
Stevie Wonder In Tokyo
Five Iron Anyone?

One Year Ago Today
Golfing In Ireland 07.02.2007
An American golfer playing in Ireland hooked his drive ...

Two Years Ago Today
The Randy Rooster 07.03.2006
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went ...

Latest Famous Name Changes
Robert Taylor 04.15.2008
Splanger Arlington Brugh
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7 What Time Is It? 4.09
8 Unbelievable Contortionist 4.00
9 Do You See What I See???? 4.00
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6 Why Men Hide The Remote 4.52
7 Fresh Jugs 4.48
8 Look At My Chest 4.39
9 Windy Daze 4.35
10 Do You Have A Good Plan For Tonight? 4.34

 
 

Poll Results
 
Who Are You Planning on Voting for in November?
John McCain - at least he's honest about 100 years of war
Hillary - she'll cut the troop levels from 150K to 80K
Obama - same as Hillary and they both will increase Blackwater funding
All 3 are equally in bed with the business of war
Hulk Hogan
Ralph Nader
Mickey Mouse
Ashley Dupre
Ron Paul
Who cares, it's been fixed in advance anyway
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Goofball Facts
 
In 1974 Juicy Fruit was the first product to be rung up using a bar code.