"The other issue regarding health care is whether or not health care is affordable and available. And one reason it's not in certain communities is because there is (sic) too many lawsuits." Source: White House, "President Discusses Tax Relief in Minnesota: Remarks by the President on the Economy," June 19, 2003
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#165 Panama is the only place in the world where you can see the sun rise.
Yo Mama ...
is so tall she did a back-flip and kicked Jesus in the mouth.
One Liners
Q: Ever seen an asshole made of plastic? A: Look at your driver's license.
Whoa, Buddy!!!
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goldenhusky
(02.10.2001 12:10:05 PM EST)
I know several people who are ALSO in the Twilight Zone.
A FINE is a tax for doing wrong.
A TAX is a fine for doing well.
where
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paparoach1
(02.04.2001 8:18:20 PM EST)
do i sign up
We're going to infest
AND THEY SAY
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donut38
(02.04.2001 0:36:25 AM EST)
YOU CAN NEVER GO BACK
1st
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Lulux
(09.03.2000 3:04:55 AM EST)
only in the USA
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Gary Burghoff who played Walter Radar O'Reily on M*A*S*H has a deformed left thumb. If you watch closely you will see that he never shows his left hand.
