A nun and a priest are riding through the desert on a camel,
when suddenly the camel dies.
Doomed to die of thirst and
exposure, the nun tells the priest "You know, I've never seen
what lies beneath a priest's robe, and now I will die without
ever knowing."
The priest ponders her remark for a moment and
replies, "Well, since we are surely going to die, I don't see
any harm in showing you."
He lifts up his robe, exposing his
unit to the nun.
"GOOD LORD! What is that THING?" Cries the
nun.
"It's something that brings life," replies the priest.
"Well, then," says the nun, "stick it up the camel's ass and
let's get out of here."
