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George W. Bush
 
"More Muslims have died at the hands of killers than - I say more Muslims - a lot of Muslims have died - I don't know the exact count - at Istanbul. Look at these different places around the world where there's been tremendous death and destruction because killers kill." - Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2004
 
 

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"Just try to imagine what it would be like to be 300 million years old."
— President Clinton in Ashe County, N.C. He was speaking on the banks of the New River, which scientists say is the oldest river in the United States.
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#32 There are one million ants to every human in the world.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
... is so fat, When she walks down the street, you can hear her hips saying to each other "If you let me by, I'll let you pass!"
 
 

One Liners
 
Q. Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
A. Mace will do that to you.
 
 



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