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Bank Gives ´Cock and Ball´ the Shaft

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 01/07/2001
 
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AIREDALE, Yorkshire - A Yorkshire bank denied putting a gun club in a

compromising position due to its vulgar name. The

members of The Cock, Ball, Nipple and Touchhole Club

were shocked when their eight-year-old bank account

was shut down when it went just slightly overdrawn and

thought it was because of their rude-sounding name.

Bank officials claim it was closed simply because it

was overdrawn and was in no way influenced by the

group´s name or its activities. Despite how it can be

interpreted, the terms cock, ball, nipple and

touchhole are all parts on an antique rifle, although

members admit that some people do assume they are

an ´adult´ organization.

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Yeah right.... (0 replies)
started by roger
(02.08.2003 10:14:18 AM EST)


One of the best songs ever written was never published or heard because of the title:

"I Love You So Much I Could Shit."


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gay (0 replies)
started by eskimoboy69
(02.09.2001 10:40:15 PM EST)

gay

if at first you dont succede f*ck the world and smoke some We*d

Yeah (0 replies)
started by barnyardstyle
(01.08.2001 8:41:52 PM EST)

I need to find me a touchhole.

Hmmmm (0 replies)
started by thelizard
(01.08.2001 9:24:10 AM EST)

Sounds like a bar in Chelsea

Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!

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started by molson116
(01.08.2001 0:50:03 AM EST)

must have been the Bank of Jews

weak excuse from bank (1 reply)
started by eyrie
(01.07.2001 4:01:49 AM EST)

sounds like the club bought the banks excuse
LOCK, STOCK, and BARREL!

IT SOUNDS LIKE (0 replies)  
started by donut38
(01.06.2001 11:54:15 PM EST)

A FUN CLUB NOT A GUN CLUB

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