AIREDALE, Yorkshire - A Yorkshire bank denied putting a gun club in acompromising position due to its vulgar name. The
members of The Cock, Ball, Nipple and Touchhole Club
were shocked when their eight-year-old bank account
was shut down when it went just slightly overdrawn and
thought it was because of their rude-sounding name.
Bank officials claim it was closed simply because it
was overdrawn and was in no way influenced by the
group´s name or its activities. Despite how it can be
interpreted, the terms cock, ball, nipple and
touchhole are all parts on an antique rifle, although
members admit that some people do assume they are
an ´adult´ organization.