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 Financial Troubles | | By: Robnoxious | Published: 03/09/2001 | | |  |
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A blonde was having financial troubles, so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note: "I have kidnapped your child. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park tomorrow morning at 7. Signed, The Blonde."
She pinned the note inside the boy's jacket and told him to go straight home.
The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag, behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed. Also inside the bag was the following note: "Here is your money. I just cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another."
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love it keep it coming.a great website
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stupid girls
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(03.09.2001 1:45:33 AM EST)
I love blondes, the stupider the better!
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