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#114 The oldest known animal was a tortoise and lived to be 152 years old.
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is so ugly you have to take Dramamine just to keep eye contact.
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Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mom.
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tjshere
(11.25.2002 1:09:13 AM EST)
Accurate as hell, no doubt about it, but there are a few women who hang out here that will take this test. Is it possible for a woman to be a dickhead?
Good one, bossman. ^5!
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