"It's important for young men and women who look at the Nebraska champs to understand that quality of life is more than just blocking shots." -George W. Bush, in remarks to the University of Nebraska women's volleyball team, the 2001 national champions, May 31, 2001
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much
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bigjohn2
(03.06.2006 9:18:19 PM EST)
better than that damn oscar trophy
uhmm
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leadj
(03.06.2006 9:07:32 AM EST)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, nice speech rob
Good thing
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obiwan
(03.06.2006 3:33:49 AM EST)
they used paint to cover the tits, otherwise this should have been on uncensored.
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