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sted5
(04.15.2001 9:05:46 PM EST)
At last
hehehe....
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started by
oxbrain
(04.12.2001 8:08:09 AM EST)
"y'know how when you go donate blood and they stick you with the needle and if no blood is coming out you get this nice nurse massaging your arm and stuff. Why won't they do that when I go donate sperm?"
(to the person below me)(there are three kinds of people in this world, those who can coun't, and those who can't)
"It ain't imoral if it's only oral"
Third!!!!
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started by
zyxwv
(04.12.2001 0:03:38 AM EST)
Finally!
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