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"The consultation process is a positive part of really allowing people to fully understand our deep concerns about this man, his regime and his desires to have weapons of mass destruction. Last question—and then I've got to go chip and putt for a birdie. [Laughter.] It was a good drive." —Bush, interrupting an Aug. 10 golf game in Waco, Texas, for a Q & A discussing possible U.S. military action against Iraq. Source: The Washington Post, "White House Veteran to New Guy: Oh, Beha-aaa-ave!," Lloyd Grove, Aug. 13, 2002
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"What's another word for Thesaurus?"
— Steven Wright, Comedian
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Snapple Facts |
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#204 A stamp shaped like a banana was once issued in the country of Tonga.
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Yo Mama ... |
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so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
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One Liners |
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Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?
A: K9P
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Here are some examples of HTML (Hyper Text Markup Language) tags that you can use. Please feel free to use these tags where appropriate on Goofball.com. There is a link down at the bottom of this page if you wish to find out more on how to use HTML.
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Font color
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<font color="#XXXXXX">Black font</font>
<font color="#FF0000">Red font</font>
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Font size
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<font size="2">Font size 2</font>
<font size="4">Font size 4</font>
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Font face
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<font face="times">Times font</font>
<font face="arial">Arial font</font>
Put them all together:
<font color="#XXXXXX" size="2" face="arial">Red color, size 2, Arial font</font>
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Link Example
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Here is an example of a live link: Goofball.com
Here is the code for it:
<a href="http://www.goofball.com">Goofball.com</a>
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Mailto link:
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Here is a live mailto: webmaster@goofball.com
Here is the code for it:
<a href="mailto:webmaster@goofball.com"> webmaster@goofball.com</a>
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Image example:
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Here is a live link to an image: 
Here is the code for it:
<img src="http://dedicated.goofball.com/goofball/graphics/c10/lil_goofus_3.gif">
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<p>Paragraph break</p>
<br>Line Break</br>
<b>Bold</b>
<u>Underline</u>
<i>Italic</i>
<center>Center</center>
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If there are any other HTML tags you want to know about, here is a link to a great source for the beginner:
www.newbie.net
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Goofball Facts |
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The ridges on the sides of coins are called reeding or milling.
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