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A press release we released regarding the our growth in registered users. Written by VirtualJul.

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A press release we released regarding the presidential election. Very important policital information was discussed in this one. Written by VirtualJul.

A press release we released this after joining the aka network in October 2000. It was written by our very own VirtualJul.

Our virgin press release. We released this after relaunching the new version of the site in June 2000. It was written by our very own VirtualJul and it was even picked up by Yahoo Finance.

Our virgin radio interview. JSkills and Robnoxious are devirginized live on NY's WNEW FM by evening DJs Ron & Fez. It ended up getting a little violent and goes down in Ron and Fez history as the "Breakup of Goofball.com." It was rebroadcast a few days later to make sure to rub some salt in our healing wounds.

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Opie and Anthony on NY's WNEW FM radio talkin' up Goofball.com.

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Leslie Gold, the "Radio Chick" on NY's WNEW FM radio talks about Goofball.com with her cronies. And yes, she is a hottie and we want to touch her heiney.

The ad WXRK FM (KROCK) produced for us using the smooth voice of DJ Will Pendarvis.
An interview conducted by the webmaster of the fine educational website for the School of Ass.

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