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George W. Bush
 
"The senator has got to understand if he's going to have...he can't have it both ways. He can't take the high horse and then claim the low road."-To reporters in Florence, S.C., Feb. 17, 2000
 
 

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"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
— Vice President Dan Quayle
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#99 You burn 20 calories an hour chewing gum.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
is so stupid she told me to meet her at the corner of walk and don't walk
 
 

One Liners
 
Q. What do Princess Di and the Queen Mum have in common?
A. They both died pushing 102
 
 



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Goofball would like to thank the following people for their help, support, and / or guidance at some point in the site's life which started in November of 1998 ...

Join the Blahblah Network! Hagai Yardeny, "The Bla Man", Co-founder and Chairman of the Blah-Blah Network. Hagai and the entire staff at the Blah-Blah Network, have been nothing but fair and supportive or our efforts for a site with such a "different" type of content, which usually scares most "traditional" advertising companies to some degree. Blah-Blah recognizes the passion we as creators and you as users have put into this site and see great value in it. Check out Hagai being interviewed about his business here.
Mason Headquarters Jon Swartz, the creator of Mason, the Perl library that works so efficiently with the mod_perl add in to the Apache web server. The dynamic nature of this site would make things extremely difficult for us to accomplish without the use of Mason in our configuration. Jon has always been of great help when we're at the end of our rope with one of our more technically challenging problems.
Mike Baker, from HighRadiation.com, who put together our new design for us. If you need a site design and not sure how you want it to look. Mike's your man. Also in his free time, whenever that is, he runs a kick ass site over at www.cloud10.org. Check out his fancy Flash work in the Uncensored Section.
The staff at Web2010 our hosting providers. They've gone through all of our growing pains with us and have been supportive of our efforts from the beginning.
Rob Malda, aka Commander Taco, from Slashdot.org. Slashdotn addition to being one of favorite technical resource sites, has been a big inspiration to us for creating some of the community elements of Goofball.com. Rob has also been personally very generous with his time in giving us a few pieces of key advice when we really needed it.

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