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ha
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Anonymous Goofball
(02.12.2001 8:09:25 PM EST)
ha.......ha.....ha....no!
Free country
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started by
bat
(07.20.2000 8:02:46 AM EST)
If goofball wants to place it in the uncensered they will, this is thier site so shut your whinney ass up you big fuckin baby bj(in the)shadows
Love your country,Question your government.
wow
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started by
manisbad
(07.19.2000 6:24:04 PM EST)
wow
It's squinting at me!!
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started by
bjshadow
(07.19.2000 3:46:07 PM EST)
Maybe it's the canine version of "Evil Eye" in uncensored...?
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Woof!
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started by
OliverClozoff
(07.19.2000 11:25:29 AM EST)
Just back that ass up!
Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynocologists.
Old, Old, Old
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started by
h8suall
(07.19.2000 9:24:28 AM EST)
I've seen this before. I just can't remember where. Damn, If I wasn't out getting shit faced last night I could've been first. Alchohol destroys a dream....lol
Guess what
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started by
donjose
(07.19.2000 0:08:55 AM EST)
I'm first!
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