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He isn't wearing glasses
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started by
RoosterCogburn
(01.20.2001 8:51:45 AM EST)
He is just pop-eyed like his mother.
Wonder what his email address is?
wow
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started by
jci986
(01.19.2001 3:37:55 PM EST)
that was one of the lamest things i've seen in a while
OHHH, Doc that's cold.
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started by
thejudgerules
(01.19.2001 4:02:04 AM EST)
Looks like a boy with that long winding thing and yet it wears glasses from Lens Crafters. Glasses in about 9 months.
thejudgerules
funny
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started by
antifreez
(01.19.2001 0:31:38 AM EST)
thats a good one
I need a smoke
First
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started by
estoude1
(01.19.2001 0:05:39 AM EST)
Such humour is insulting; it wombs me.
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