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"Anyway, I'm so thankful, and so gracious - I'm gracious that my brother Jeb is concerned about the hemisphere as well." -George W. Bush, June 4, 2001
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"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, aNeed I say more?"
— Chris Rock (2005)
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#1 A Goldfish's attention span is three seconds.
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... is so fat, When she hauls ass she has to make two trips.
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Q: What is rough and hairy on the outside, soft and wet inside, starts with a 'c' ends with a 't', and has a 'u' and an 'n' in it?
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Roadkill- The Song
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started by
ArloHixx
(01.29.2001 10:28:02 PM EST)
Choking, squealing Barely breathing
Bambi's looking right for cooking
the meat you're getting at the market
Ain't quite the same as a moving target...
hear the rest on - http://mp3.com/hixx
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Once I found a deer that got run over
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started by
barnyardstyle
(01.28.2001 9:57:25 PM EST)
So I put in in my pickup, drove it home, and fucked it over and over till it had decayed too much. Then I took some of its meat, cooked it in a casserole, and gave it to my neighbors.
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its rogers wife
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started by
jci986
(01.28.2001 11:54:10 AM EST)
just doing a little shopping.we always knew she was a dog
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you know???
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started by
JohnnyKatoom
(01.28.2001 10:21:17 AM EST)
this has got to be;
1. near a trailer park
2. in kentucky
3. in west virginia
4. roger's wife (just kidding)
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hmm...
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started by
oxbrain
(01.28.2001 2:05:33 AM EST)
must be at Wal-Mart"They just fuck you and they fuck you and they fuck you some more.
And just when you think they're done fucking you, that's when the real fucking starts"
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