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Personally...
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started by
MissPK
(01.04.2001 8:47:30 AM EST)
I would rather stay home AND eat out and believe me things would get messy there too. ;-)
*wink,giggle,blush*
IF THE BATHROOM LOOKS THAT BAD
(0 replies)
started by
donut38
(01.04.2001 1:03:08 AM EST)
IT WOULDN`T MATTER WHERE THE TABLE WAS NOW WOULD IT THE KITCHEN PROBABLY ISN`T MUCH CLEANER
Nothing
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started by
showboat
(01.04.2001 0:15:37 AM EST)
Like going to his favorite restaurant and impressing his chick on their first date. Besides he could have done a lot better on finding a better looking woman...
NudistLover
Nothing
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started by
showboat
(01.04.2001 0:15:19 AM EST)
Like going to his favorite restaurant and impressing his chick on their first date. Besides he could have done a lot better...
NudistLover
First
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started by
estoude1
(01.03.2001 11:58:02 PM EST)
That was revolting.
Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste like chicken.
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