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I would bet that....
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RoosterCogburn
(01.09.2001 8:05:03 AM EST)
...he doesn't even know how to play backgammon. He is looking for an excuse to get some blacksnake.
Dead man walkin
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greenapplesplatters
(01.08.2001 10:41:42 PM EST)
If I was that little nerd, I'd be running for the fuckin door ...
Strike a blow for freedom ... Slap a Democrat!
Yo
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barnyardstyle
(01.08.2001 8:44:16 PM EST)
If those jigaboos did things like playing backgammon and learning how to read instead of just robbing, raping, and murdering, maybe they would get somewhere in society.
The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
well,it could be worse
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started by
jci986
(01.08.2001 3:37:54 PM EST)
he could have called them his n!ggers.then he would really gotten the crap beat out of him
Uh-oh
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started by
tjshere
(01.08.2001 6:52:51 AM EST)
He's about to get racked up.
All men are basically dogs at heart, but some of us make pretty good pets.
ass
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started by
bellyjelly
(01.08.2001 0:59:29 AM EST)
he is making an assfuckingretard out of himself!!!
ya, right
MAN IS HE
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started by
donut38
(01.08.2001 0:09:16 AM EST)
OUT OF HIS ELEMENT
First
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started by
estoude1
(01.07.2001 11:56:22 PM EST)
I think you mean "blackgammon"...
Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste like chicken.
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