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Kat25
(02.12.2001 11:03:55 PM EST)
bad, bad, bad.
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CARTOON BS
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(02.12.2001 7:18:28 PM EST)
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hope
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(02.11.2001 10:35:29 AM EST)
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(02.11.2001 0:05:25 AM EST)
Take *that*, Wodger!
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