"A free, peaceful Zimbabwe has got the capacity to deliver a lot of goods and services which are needed on this continent in order to help aleve suffering." —Bush, making a plug for "Aleve" pain reliever in speaking about alleviating suffering in Africa Source: The White House, "President Bush Discusses U.S.-Africa Partnership from South Africa, Press Availability with President Bush and President Mbeki of South Africa," July 9, 2003
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"Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana... The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are." — Matt Lauer on NBC's Today show
Snapple Facts
#159 The first TV show ever to be put into reruns was "The Lone Ranger".
Yo Mama ...
is so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
One Liners
Q: Why is it impossible for a woman to find a man who is caring, sensitive, and also good-looking? A: All those men already have boyfriends.
Add a left winger
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started by
willard
(02.20.2001 1:12:23 AM EST)
and you have a complete meal...
Gotta love free speech!
KitKat...
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started by
djv1
(02.19.2001 2:57:25 PM EST)
he can't talk right now, he's working on one of the artists......ah....oh yeah....right there.....
Damn Roger...
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started by
Kat25
(02.18.2001 5:16:17 PM EST)
Wanna tell me what your secret is to getting all these pics included on Goofball? *lol*
Kat
"PETA"
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started by
blazed3wayz
(02.18.2001 4:48:21 PM EST)
should like this one
if this pic thing in my signature worked i'll be a happy person.
PETA
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started by
blazed3wayz
(02.18.2001 4:48:11 PM EST)
should like this one
if this pic thing in my signature worked i'll be a happy person.
Looks like they aren't too chicken to express themselves.
Work, the curse of the drinking class.
First
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estoude1
(02.18.2001 0:01:41 AM EST)
Groan...
Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste like chicken.
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Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realize what is occuring, relax and correct itself. At about that height it hits maximum speed and when it hits the ground it's rib cage absorbs most of the impact.
if this pic thing in my signature worked i'll be a happy person.
