"The recession started upon my arrival. It could have been - some say February, some say March, some speculate maybe earlier it started - but nevertheless, it happened as we showed up here. The attacks on our country affected our economy. Corporate scandals affected the confidence of people and therefore affected the economy. My decision on Iraq, this kind of march to war, affected the economy." - Meet the Press, Feb. 8, 2004
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"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." — Woody Allen
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#38 Fish cough.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, Every time she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
One Liners
Q. What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth? A. One US leader.
The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
who the hell
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paparoach1
(02.06.2001 12:51:35 PM EST)
gave that dummy 6 inches,i guess japedo felt a little lonley that night
We're going to infest
Perfect
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started by
RoosterCogburn
(02.06.2001 10:48:28 AM EST)
another method of dealing with Telemarketers.
Wood is Good!
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started by
MissPK
(02.06.2001 9:03:05 AM EST)
I wonder if his name is Woody?
*wink,giggle,blush*
Very interesting...
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started by
Seaweedy
(02.06.2001 1:08:35 AM EST)
Can a ventriloquist get in trouble with the law if his dummy makes obscene phone calls? I think I'll have a little drink of my stuff and think about this one for awhile....
President, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists
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