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If Looks Could Kill

By: RogerPublished: 03/03/2001
 
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Sometimes looking like someone else can hurt you and in this case, your credibility.

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    He should......... (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (03.04.2001 12:48:36 PM EST)

    ........whip out a cigar and prove that it still smells like a cigar.

    Or, he could say he is indeed Slick Willie and pardon himself.

    All men are basically dogs at heart, but some of us make pretty good pets.

    well (0 replies)
    started by paparoach1
    (03.03.2001 11:32:25 AM EST)

    on the upside,he will get away with it

    We're going to infest

    BILL WHO (0 replies)  
    started by donut38
    (03.03.2001 2:35:35 AM EST)

    OH YA LOL

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