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Golf Much?

By: RogerPublished: 03/09/2001
 
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It was hard, but he gave it up cold turkey.

Golf Much?

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    Please God, (0 replies)
    started by willi
    (03.11.2001 0:13:12 AM EST)

    if I had a woman, I'd have at least one hole to play.



    ??????????????????? (0 replies)
    started by JohnnyKatoom
    (03.09.2001 8:41:04 PM EST)

    I'm thinking of giving up this site.

    Whee Doggies! (0 replies)
    started by howardstern
    (03.09.2001 5:54:24 PM EST)

    The hyoomer of this here cartune is drar than a popcorn fart! Hyuk, hyuk, hyuk...

    F Jackie.

    it's a diary... (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (03.09.2001 4:26:25 PM EST)

    he's not sending it anywhere. . .

    how (0 replies)
    started by paparoach1
    (03.09.2001 4:22:37 PM EST)

    does he plan on sending this letter

    We're going to infest

    Big deal (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (03.09.2001 10:19:01 AM EST)

    Let's see him give up whacking off. Then I'll be impressed.


    All men are basically dogs at heart, but some of us make pretty good pets.
    lets rename this coloum 'Rogers bit' (0 replies)
    started by peterli
    (03.09.2001 2:22:41 AM EST)

    At least then I can avoid his clean-cut catholic, non offensive crap

    My brain hurts

    First! (0 replies)  
    started by telefool
    (03.09.2001 2:00:43 AM EST)

    Hmm...I bet he got pretty good at his sand shot...until he ran out of balls and/or coconuts

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