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is so short she can play handball on the curb.
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Q: Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres almost drowned? A: She was found face down in Ricki Lake.
It could be a nude photo of Willard. Think about that and cringe.
Orgasm Donor
now thats
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paparoach1
(04.05.2001 12:23:43 PM EST)
cruel and unusual punishment,but if u think about it,he wasn't sentenced to look at it.still would be scary to be around that thing though
We're going to infest
Uh...err...(SURVEY BELOW)
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started by
MissPK
(04.05.2001 9:12:47 AM EST)
...would you guys prefer the death penalty? OK, ok stupid question.
Here's another: What method of death would you prefer over this? C'mon guys make it good :-)
*wink,giggle,blush*
It's a fake!
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tjshere
(04.05.2001 3:59:45 AM EST)
There isn't a camera in the world that could successfully take a picture of Janet Reno!
Hehe, good one, Rog.
I still live my life in the fast lane.........I just get run over a lot more often now.
1. Bag her face,
2. Tie her down.
3. Stick it in.
4. CUT 'ER LOOSE!
President, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists
fuck her
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started by
ronin32
(04.05.2001 0:14:21 AM EST)
she had a warrant out for my buddies arrest
Something's blurred my vision
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started by
willi
(04.05.2001 0:08:40 AM EST)
Thankfully she has the shakes so bad nowadays that I won't be able to make out the picture anyways!
Yeah,
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beckdaddy
(04.05.2001 0:05:35 AM EST)
that's worse!
Nice shot!
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Orgasm Donor
Nice shot!
