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Divorce Is Never Easy

By: HHBPublished: 07/05/2001
 
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Divorce Is Never Easy

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    True True (0 replies)
    started by bigswifty
    (07.06.2001 8:02:34 AM EST)

    Ouch-Grow a big pair now boys, you'll need-em if you ever end up in the court room.

    REMEMBER, IT'S ONLY KINKY THE FIRST TIME!!!

    Ouch! (0 replies)
    started by nakedcanuck
    (07.05.2001 12:17:58 PM EST)


    Please don't let this happen to me.

    The Naked Canuck
    Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
    Im not bitter. (0 replies)
    started by proverbialchump
    (07.05.2001 10:40:39 AM EST)

    There should be another trash can, for ripped out hearts! ha ha

    I'm young, but I'm trying! (0 replies)
    started by fixxxerny
    (07.05.2001 7:51:28 AM EST)

    give me time and they'll be 3 divorcees!

    fixxxerny
    ~
    "She's gotten it so much, it's like throwin' a hot dog down a hallway. Might hit a wall here or there, but ain't gonna do much for anyone involved."

    Two divorcees below (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (07.05.2001 6:47:14 AM EST)

    I guess I know what I might be in for one day soon ! LOL


    Kiss My Ass !

    The trash?? (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (07.05.2001 5:42:59 AM EST)

    I always thought it was customary for the ex wife to keep them.


    I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm better once than I ever was.
    Hehehehehe! (0 replies)  
    started by kweenbee
    (07.05.2001 0:30:39 AM EST)

    Been there. Went thru hell, but it wasn't all her fault. If she could have, I'm sure she would have liked to have had them.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

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