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... is so fat, When she went to Sea World, she came out with a paycheck!
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Q. What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A. Juan on Juan
I started to put a bottle of Jack on the table. LOL
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Sponsorship ?
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marvin
(08.12.2001 8:01:08 AM EST)
Is Budweiser paying you now Roger ? Hahahahahahahahaha Good touch !
Nice comment by JS down below !
FIRST!!!!!
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juniorsimms
(08.12.2001 3:20:25 AM EST)
and I've got the biggest erection in history. Gimme my trophy
When I die I want to be cremated and thrown in somebody's face.
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