"I suspect that had my dad not been president, he'd be asking the same questions: How'd your meeting go with so-and-so? … How did you feel when you stood up in front of the people for the State of the Union Address-state of the budget address, whatever you call it." -George W. Bush, in an interview with the Washington Post, March 9, 2001
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"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house." — Rod Stewart
Snapple Facts
#15 All porcupines float in water.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, She sat on a rainbow and made skittles.
One Liners
Q. What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws? A. Outlaws are wanted.
Hehehe
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tjshere
(08.25.2001 11:32:41 AM EST)
Good toon, Rooster, thanks.
I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm better once than I ever was.
So What??!
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started by
misspk
(08.25.2001 8:32:26 AM EST)
Never stopped them before.
Oh, I'm so baaaaaaaa-d! (aren't you glad?) Hahaha!
*wink,giggle,blush*
The married ones are the best
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started by
roger
(08.25.2001 5:24:53 AM EST)
They don't tell. They also know how to back up when needed... hahahaha
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I didn't know
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started by
marvin
(08.25.2001 3:33:28 AM EST)
there were snow capped mountains in North Carolina !
Hahahahahahahahaha
Oh boy .... I'm in trouble when Roger sees this ! LMAO
How can I be a shepherd
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started by
willi
(08.25.2001 0:56:24 AM EST)
if I can't f*ck, excuse me, I meant flock my sheep!
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