"When I was coming up, it was a dangerous world, and you knew exactly who they were. It was us vs. them, and it was clear who them was. Today, we are not so sure who the they are, but we know they're there."-Iowa Western Community College, Jan 21, 2000
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"Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time." — Catherine Zandonella
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#109 Smelling apples and/or bananas can help you loose weight.
Yo Mama ...
is so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
One Liners
Q. What's the difference between hobos & homos? A. Hobos have no friends, and homos have friends coming out their ass.
Then you can invite the Gingerbread Man over for dessert.
The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
Well now...
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started by
roger
(09.13.2001 6:44:17 AM EST)
let's see, Goldilocks ate the porridge so there should still be some in that stew.. might be a different color now and may even have some corn in it for texture. hahahaha
These toons are great.
and still...She stands
hahahaha
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started by
meesha
(09.13.2001 0:47:44 AM EST)
Good one, Rob!
God Bless America, land that I love!
Stand beside Her, and guide Her
Through the night with Light from Above,
From the mountains to the prairies,
To the oceans white with foam,
God Bless America, my home, sweet home!
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Love the country, live to pee outside!
and still...She stands
