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#169 The first human-made object to break the sound barrier was a whip.
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has a wooden Afro with an "X" carved in the back.
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Q. Did you hear about the Irish guy who took niagra instead of viagra? A. He couldnt stop pissing for a week.
This is.....
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sweetiepeach
(10.21.2001 10:46:21 PM EST)
...what you wake up to when you drink all night guys...LOL! I personally would rather wake up with my head hanging over the porcelain goddess than wake up to either one of them...:)
~SweetiePeach~
~a.k.a. Scary Fairy~
In my opinion.....
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willi
(10.21.2001 12:28:16 PM EST)
both of these characters are bag-worthy!
The only question is "paper or plastic?"
Oh jeez
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tjshere
(10.21.2001 8:26:36 AM EST)
I'm sure he was queasy to begin with. That must have put him over the edge.
Funny toon, Junior. ^5, man.
They have awakened a sleeping giant. Vengeance will be ours!
Hey buddy, you had better start the day off with a Bloddy Mary with a double shot of Absolute.
Well...
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started by
roger
(10.21.2001 5:00:38 AM EST)
...he's no Robert Redford his own damn self. hahaha
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Hahahahaha!
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kweenbee
(10.21.2001 0:14:05 AM EST)
He had to have been! Good one, bud. ^5
Love the country, live to pee outside!
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~SweetiePeach~
~a.k.a. Scary Fairy~
Orgasm Donor
Love the country, live to pee outside!
