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Those are especially scary!
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started by
misspk
(10.31.2001 1:50:56 PM EST)
The ones with the stuff oozing out of all the orifices always are!
For some reason I think TJ might know what a Jackie Lantern feels like.
Does she spit or swallow?
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tjshere
(10.31.2001 4:03:39 AM EST)
I'll bet they left the innards in the Jackie pumpkin. That squishy stuff probably feels pretty good.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
Looks like
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started by
roostercogburn
(10.31.2001 2:19:48 AM EST)
Jackie is ready and waiting for Jack. Jack is grinning about it too.
And they say women don't get paid more.
Happy Halloween Robnoxious
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