"I'm hopeful. I know there is a lot of ambition in Washington, obviously. But I hope the ambitious realize that they are more likely to succeed with success as opposed to failure." -George W. Bush, Jan. 2001
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"I won't be active in the day-to-day operations of the club at all. I can't spread myself so thin. I've got enough headaches with my shipping company." — George Steinbrenner after purchasing the New York Yankees in 1973
Snapple Facts
#25 The only food that does not spoil is honey.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, They used her for a trampoline at the Olympics!
One Liners
Q. How many women does it take to change a light bulb? A. None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch.
The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
No Values
(4 replies)
started by
proverbialchump
(03.27.2002 6:12:21 AM EST)
Me and your Mom think you are getting a little to involved with the Catholic church.
The Birds & Bees
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started by
marvin
(03.27.2002 2:15:06 AM EST)
and dads advanced state of myopia !
Wonder if he/she is pregnant?
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started by
roger
(03.27.2002 1:20:26 AM EST)
What will they talk about? What advice could he possible offer? These and other questions on the next Jerry Springer.
Just protecting my sheep
Son, I don't mind...
(2 replies)
started by
willi
(03.27.2002 1:17:25 AM EST)
that you're wearing your mother's fishnet stockings, but can you please return my push-up bra?
this is funny..
(7 replies)
started by
acidinterval
(03.27.2002 1:05:46 AM EST)
all my parents did is sit me down in front of the television, late one night and had me watch cable.
ah
(0 replies)
started by
jonauc99
(03.27.2002 0:33:08 AM EST)
this brings me back to my youth....
-=Jon=-
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