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Faking It

By: RogerPublished: 04/16/2002
 
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I guess if you need an ego boost, it's worthwhile.

Faking It

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    What's the point? (0 replies)
    started by shawndiaz
    (04.16.2002 7:47:58 PM EST)

    Very funny though

    Just drinkin' an chillin'

    LMAO @ Swifty! (0 replies)
    started by luvly1
    (04.16.2002 2:12:55 PM EST)

    Too funny!

    If I went to bed with her.... (0 replies)
    started by harrymonkbubble
    (04.16.2002 8:02:04 AM EST)

    .....I'd have to fake my own orgasm. Ugly! Very Ugly!

    Marvin and Roger Suck Goats

    It's your choice (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (04.16.2002 7:56:25 AM EST)

    TJ and Big Swifty are right. Right or wrong it's cheaper to pay as you go.

    But you often get more that you paid for. Hahahahahahaha

    Spot me a $20. (0 replies)
    started by proverbialchump
    (04.16.2002 6:31:31 AM EST)

    I likes my ho, like I likes my chickens, Shake and Fake, and in the bag.

    Swifty's right .... (5 replies)
    started by marvin
    (04.16.2002 3:38:47 AM EST)

    at $20 an hour you would only be paying about $1 a week ! Hahahahahahahahahaha

    TJ's right... (0 replies)
    started by bigswifty
    (04.16.2002 3:06:34 AM EST)

    I remember when a fake orgasm would cost, dinner, a movie and a whole lotta my time.

    Now I get all the fake ones I can stand, and I finance them over 30 years, thru my mortgage!!

    I wonder if over the long run it would be cost effective to just pay for them by the hour?

    20 bucks? (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (04.16.2002 2:26:41 AM EST)

    Hell, that's cheap! In the long run it will cost you WAY more than that at home.

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    Save your $20.. (2 replies)
    started by acidinterval
    (04.16.2002 2:03:00 AM EST)

    go home and have sex with your wife/girlfriend/roomate/l

    Hard work may pay off in the furure... but laziness pays off now!!

    That's easy (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (04.16.2002 0:27:55 AM EST)

    my wife fakes 'em all the time for nothing. Don't know what she fakes 'em for at the office.

    I faked a premature ejaculation once cause I didn't wanna have sex with the slut I was with.


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