"I want it to be said that the Bush administration was a results-oriented administration, because I believe the results of focusing our attention and energy on teaching children to read and having an education system that's responsive to the child and to the parents, as opposed to mired in a system that refuses to change, will make America what we want it to be - a literate country and a hopefuller country." - Washington, D.C., Jan. 11, 2001
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#71 There is a town called "Big Ugly" in West Virginia.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
One Liners
Q. What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand? A. Quatro sinko.
It's a metaphor
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started by
thegrandpatron
(04.22.2002 8:45:30 AM EST)
Religious freaks wanting something with a large mouth, to catch and release.
Whats his secret you ask.
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started by
proverbialchump
(04.22.2002 7:41:35 AM EST)
He's using a Red Devil Lure no. 666, with a little frankincense and mur on it.
Hmmmmm
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started by
marvin
(04.22.2002 3:08:49 AM EST)
something is just not right here. Gotta love those ray bans though !
Hmmmmm
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started by
tjshere
(04.22.2002 2:43:37 AM EST)
We seem to have a big mouth theme running here today.
I wonder if Jesus realizes what that fish smells like?
kinda like the ones TJ uses on all the goof girls.
Just protecting my sheep
Must be blessed!
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started by
luvly1
(04.22.2002 0:24:50 AM EST)
I don't care how he catches the fish!...I want ins on how he turns the water into wine!....LOL!
Now that would come in hady!
Cool toon Rog!
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