"So on behalf of a well-oiled unit of people who came together to serve something greater than themselves, congratulations." -George W. Bush, in remarks to the University of Nebraska women's volleyball team, the 2001 national champions, May 31, 2001
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#2 Animals that lay eggs dont have belly buttons.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, She puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
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Q: How can you tell if a man is well-hung? A: When you can barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.
When you dont...
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proverbialchump
(04.25.2002 1:54:22 AM EST)
remember the guys name in the mirror anymore, worry. Thats when part-timers disease, is starting to kick in.
I also reads..
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acidinterval
(04.25.2002 1:29:27 AM EST)
If you have to put your nose on the mirror to read this your OLD, get some glasses..
Oh Yeah!
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started by
luvly1
(04.25.2002 0:33:07 AM EST)
And I don't think we're talking about the average male here!
The average would have been "much more overweight"....LMAO!
On a possitive note, you age like a fine wine!
Mellowed & full bodied!
I'll drink to that!
Chi Chi!
Cute toon Roger!
Very cute!
An object in a mirror
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started by
roger
(04.25.2002 0:10:06 AM EST)
You know, when I think about it... all my life that's all I've ever been, just an object in a mirror. Sometimes I wonder if the guy in the mirror is the one leading my life and I'm the reflection.
Wonder if that bastard screwed Nancy Mayhew back in the 7th grade. I sure didn't.
Just protecting my sheep
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