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Nice one
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started by
roger
(04.21.2003 2:42:17 AM EST)
Great for Easter...
Just protecting my sheep
Ive
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started by
bigjohn2
(04.19.2003 11:52:58 AM EST)
seen this one too many time..but it is funny...
The Last Supper
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started by
marvin
(04.19.2003 5:41:39 AM EST)
was CHILI of course ! LMAO
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