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Please Honey, After Your Diet

By: PhantomPublished: 01/25/1999
 
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Doing it like this with a fat chick is like playing Russian roulette.

Please Honey, After Your Diet

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lmfao (0 replies)
started by bigjohn2
(05.04.2003 0:01:07 AM EST)

never let a fat lady on top

? (0 replies)
started by hughjass4u
(02.27.2001 4:08:02 PM EST)

that message was worse than you givin ur mom a ?"£$ *?&

you r all idiotic people and i resent anything your fat asses say thank you and good fart Ali

Sucked (0 replies)
started by hughjass4u
(02.27.2001 4:06:37 PM EST)

That sucked balls

you r all idiotic people and i resent anything your fat asses say thank you and good fart Ali

ack (0 replies)
started by deicide1488
(02.22.2001 9:26:08 AM EST)

i feel sorry for the guys who actualy like fat chicks like that irl huheheheh i got the chills just looking at that.

pot? (0 replies)  
started by freako
(11.20.2000 12:49:22 PM EST)

POT? of corse!

Ted Crawford "Freako"

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