"I should have clarified it by my statement. I just clarified it by my—not should have—I just."—Bush, trying to clarify a statement Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Holds Media Availability with Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi," Sept. 14, 2002
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"The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house." — Jeff Foxworthy, Comedian
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#229 The Caspian Sea is actually a lake.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly when you look up ugly in the dictionary it has her picture.
One Liners
Q: Why do Canadians have sex doggie style? A: So they both can watch the hockey game.
Because, deep down, lawyers are really good people. (Musta been a young guy, no veins.)
Don't sweat the petty stuff, but always pet the sweaty stuff.
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