"What is your ambitions?"—Bush, speaking at the Parkview Arts and Science Magnet School Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President George W. Bush at a Back-to-School Event," Aug. 29, 2002
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ddeane
(11.20.2000 6:04:29 PM EST)
Hi Pat,
Hope you can open this!
Don
before you get home
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JohnnyKatoom
(11.19.2000 8:17:21 AM EST)
pull it back and forth and it's now called flossing.
THAT IS
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donut38
(11.19.2000 0:10:08 AM EST)
JUST TACKY
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