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    Elevator flasher

    By: RobnoxiousPublished: 05/31/2000
     
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    Bing Bong. Watch for the closing door.

    Elevator flasher

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    PAIN (0 replies)
    started by jatt
    (05.31.2001 5:28:47 PM EST)

    thats gotta hurt

    shyaa (0 replies)
    started by hawaiiansuperman60
    (01.08.2001 5:46:50 AM EST)

    shyaa

    you know you want some but you can't handle it

    STUPID (0 replies)
    started by 97Civic
    (07.31.2000 10:05:25 PM EST)

    this isn't funny

    Goofball.com RULES

    great pictures (0 replies)
    started by crofty
    (06.04.2000 12:08:27 PM EST)

    get some more funny things

    Yo momma (0 replies)
    started by KiddShady
    (06.03.2000 1:26:54 AM EST)

    lips is so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.

    I Try Doing Good, But Good's Not Too Good For Me.

    that's one way (0 replies)
    started by pinkclit
    (06.02.2000 3:36:55 PM EST)

    to get a penis enlargement

    kewl (0 replies)
    started by Ajetski69
    (05.31.2000 10:46:04 PM EST)

    Damn! that looks like it hurt. but i would have been better if he gotten head. i have in a elevator!!!

    UNIONIST KILLER (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (05.31.2000 10:33:49 PM EST)

    Feic Trimble and his Jaffa Thugs

    hey (0 replies)
    started by puppylove
    (05.31.2000 9:25:02 PM EST)

    this was a very funny joke and i hope u make some more.

    daniela ruiz

    Hahahahahahahaha (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (05.31.2000 7:34:59 PM EST)

    Serves the stupid fucker right, I say

    ok? (0 replies)
    started by CSTsquanto
    (05.31.2000 6:55:18 PM EST)

    This was alright....Ijust wish for the view from the inside of the elevator next time.

    Alright (0 replies)
    started by bruiser53
    (05.31.2000 6:11:27 PM EST)

    It's alright but the couloring sucks. I'd like to see some better graphics

    Bruiser53

    this sucks (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (05.31.2000 1:04:16 PM EST)

    you shiut heads this is not funny at all

    Funny, but... (0 replies)
    started by SuicideKing
    (05.31.2000 12:54:20 PM EST)

    this looks like someone colored it with cheap crayons on a napkin while waiting for their meal or something..lol

    Is this from Highlights Magazine? (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (05.31.2000 12:42:22 PM EST)

    what the hell!?! Where is Goofus and Gallant?

    no one (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (05.31.2000 2:42:18 AM EST)

    i woke up in an elevator with my hand taped to 7th floor button.

    what? (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (05.31.2000 2:26:36 AM EST)

    did robnoxious draw this himself?

    OUCH!!!!! (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (05.31.2000 2:08:42 AM EST)

    damn that hurt

    Once... (2 replies)  
    started by OliverClozoff
    (05.31.2000 0:12:03 AM EST)

    ...I had a chick go down on me in an elevator.

    ;o)

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