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Snapple Facts
#42 Frogs cannot swallow with their eyes open.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, She put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist, they spelled out "boulevard!"
One Liners
Q: Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? A: They named him "Sum Ting Wong"
Avoid socialism at all costs. The government which rules least---rules best.
Keep the Pros out of the Olympics. Real men don't wear earrings. Times are good--be thankful !!!
Hey!
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donjose
(09.02.2000 10:11:09 AM EST)
It's my birthday!
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
dumb
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onamission
(09.02.2000 2:41:26 AM EST)
this sucks
Avoid socialism at all costs. The government which rules least---rules best.
Keep the Pros out of the Olympics.
Yep, I sure do
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Hannes
(09.02.2000 0:22:51 AM EST)
Nice cartoon PK :^)
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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
