"A lame duck session, for people who don't know what that means, it means the Senate is coming and the House is coming back between now and Christmas and they've got a few days to get some big things done."Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "President Bush Holds Press Conference, Presidential Hall, Dwight D. Eisenhower Executive Office Building," Nov. 7, 2002
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"I do not take drugs - I am drugs." — Salvador Dali
Snapple Facts
#162 The temperature of the sun can reach up to 15 million degrees fahrenheit.
Yo Mama ...
is so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.
One Liners
Q: How do you turn a city girl into a cotton picker? A: Cut her tampon string.
This made the rounds when fax machines were a new concept!
The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
I remember when I found this pic...
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SuicideKing
(09.22.2000 2:03:52 AM EST)
I thought about posting it here but decided against it cuz the quality was shit..hehe. looks like somebody drew it while drunk on a bar napkin or something, and the text is so plain, looks like it was freshly typed...on an old typewriter!
R¥äñ (the §üîçïÐê Kïñg)
"When I go out, I'ma go out shootin'
I don't mean when I die, I mean when I go out to the club, stupid!"
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started by
donut38
(09.22.2000 0:05:17 AM EST)
only if she was a blond
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