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Alfred W. Bush

By: oxbrainPublished: 02/02/2001
 
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A mix between everyone's favorite president and MAD Magazine's Alfred E. Newman.

Alfred W. Bush

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    Haha (1 reply)
    started by IronChefScottish
    (04.18.2001 7:17:34 PM EST)

    Worry. ha. He was asking for it.

    "One of these days Laura, I'm gonna PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE!!"

    Love Peace and Chicken Grease, Iron Chef Scottish

    Bush #1 (1 reply)
    started by TomY2J
    (04.16.2001 1:39:33 AM EST)

    sorry shitface but I guess you must be listening to the wrong guy, I never heard him use "duh" in between words. Go to canada or some 3rd world country, see how you like it there. If Gore was elected we would all be speaking binary code so shut the fuck up.

    BUSH FOREVER!

    P.S. BUSH WON FLORIDA! THEY RECOUNTED EVERY COUNTY AND HE STILL WON. HOW BOUT THEM APPLES!

    Bush is a bonehead (1 reply)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (03.27.2001 11:08:47 PM EST)

    How can anyone respect this idiot when he can't even speak without using "duh" every few words?

    Lisa the bomb??? (0 replies)
    started by tub
    (03.14.2001 9:50:15 PM EST)

    More like Lisa the Skank Ho!!!!!!

    Al Gore is an idiot

    Gore can kiss my ass. (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (03.14.2001 3:22:11 PM EST)

    ...and so can all of you liberals...course you should be pretty darn good at ass kissing by now!

    GORE IS FOREVER..... (0 replies)
    started by tub
    (03.09.2001 7:49:21 PM EST)

    .......A DANGEROUS IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!

    GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES TONITE AND THANK GOD THAT ALBERT GORE IS NOT PRESIDENT.

    AS FOR THE SOCIALISTIC-FACISTS WHO SUPPORT HIM ---- TAKE YOUR THUMBS OUT OF YOUR ASS AND CLEAN THE SHIT OFF YOUR LIPS!!!

    Al Gore is an idiot

    GORE FOREVER (1 reply)
    started by lisathebomb
    (03.06.2001 4:40:47 PM EST)

    I AGREE WITH THIS PICTURE HE DOES LOOK STUPID FUCK ASS

    hello

    500,000 more Idiots (0 replies)
    started by tub
    (03.01.2001 5:43:12 AM EST)

    The fact that Bush lost the national popular vote only means that there are 500,000 more idiots out there in states like California and New York. You people scare the hell out of the rest of the country. Your states are so fucked up that you wish to dominate the rest of the U.S.A for your own selfish needs and export your own sordid failures.

    Al Gore is an idiot

    Homo (3 replies)
    started by StreetImperial
    (02.13.2001 10:43:09 PM EST)

    Georgie likes to dress up in schoolgirl uniforms and play with his mangina...

    It's a beautiful day...now watch some asshole go fuck it up. Dammit I want a playstation 2!!!

    Call me crazy... (0 replies)
    started by slaw
    (02.09.2001 10:24:31 PM EST)

    BUT THIS PICTURE MAKES ME SO FUCKING HORNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I like big dicks in my ass. I am a flaming homosexual with no grill piece. I like to jack off to porn because my wife is a pretty big ole gal. I love to take off from work and play with my 84 Camaro. I love it so much that i stick my pecker in the gas ta

    If you hate Bush . . . (1 reply)
    started by goldenhusky
    (02.09.2001 5:48:19 PM EST)

    you are a coomunist!

    You're just jealous because the little voices are talking to me and not you!

    Laugh On, Idiots!!! (17 replies)
    started by tub
    (02.03.2001 10:56:47 AM EST)

    You can make fun of him all you want, but George W. Bush is THE LEGITIMATLY ELECTED PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!!!!!
    And I know that really chafe's your ass!!!!!! LOL I got news for ya'...Bush has a good sense of humor and would find this funny, unlike your Democratic politically correct Facists and FemiNazis!

    Al Gore is an idiot

    LMAO! (0 replies)
    started by luvly1
    (02.02.2001 8:05:42 PM EST)

    ...Poor Alfred! To be compared to this lil Bozo!...
    KEWT 1!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (0 replies)
    started by DaveMan
    (02.02.2001 4:19:02 PM EST)

    The real funny thing is that they didn't have to go too far to make the resembelance!!! Heeheehee ;^)

    "And the first one said to the second one there, I hope you're having fun!"

    dang... (0 replies)
    started by oxbrain
    (02.02.2001 2:36:18 PM EST)

    1,500 people have voted on this?

    "They just fuck you and they fuck you and they fuck you some more. And just when you think they're done fucking you, that's when the real fucking starts"

    Unlike algoreya (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (02.02.2001 10:50:46 AM EST)

    He's not flying the red flag.

    really now (0 replies)
    started by RoosterCogburn
    (02.02.2001 9:26:31 AM EST)

    everyone's favorite president? I demand another vote.

    The Duke

    woohoo (0 replies)
    started by oxbrain
    (02.02.2001 1:28:49 AM EST)

    goofball actually posted something of mine!!

    "They just fuck you and they fuck you and they fuck you some more. And just when you think they're done fucking you, that's when the real fucking starts"

    Yahoo!! (1 reply)
    started by SomeMook
    (02.02.2001 1:20:00 AM EST)

    President Bush will bring honor, honesty, and respect back to the presidency. Thank God.

    MY DASHBOARD PLASTIC JESUS SAYS YOUR GONNA BURN IN HELL

    I don't understand....? (0 replies)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (02.02.2001 0:28:35 AM EST)


    Is there something wrong with this picture of the Amerikan President?

    The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

    ha (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (02.02.2001 0:16:04 AM EST)

    makes him look a lot better

    First (0 replies)  
    started by estoude1
    (02.01.2001 11:52:32 PM EST)

    Yeah, but he's still President!!!! Hahahaha!

    Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste like chicken.

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