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Email Addiction

By: acornett1Published: 05/09/2001
 
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    My idea of Hell (0 replies)
    started by sal1981
    (05.26.2001 11:24:09 PM EST)

    Staff of Goofball present... OMFG I DON'T WANNA DIE!!!!!

    Playing FPS, RTS, RPG or just PBG. It just ainīt the same as playing Monopoly

    My ISP's gone to hell (1 reply)
    started by proverbialchump
    (05.09.2001 11:14:48 PM EST)

    Is that a "Gate-Way" computer on St. Peters desk, there?

    Who needs computers (0 replies)
    started by DeaddyBear
    (05.09.2001 7:02:31 PM EST)

    In heaven Im just going to chill with 2pac aka Makaveli. And if there are computers in heaven will satan have bill gates hack the heaven mainframe for him?

    Yeah........thats right biatch, I am the man!

    doesn't seem (0 replies)
    started by paparoach1
    (05.09.2001 5:45:49 PM EST)

    like heaven to me

    We're going to infest

    Heaven ? (0 replies)
    started by Marvin
    (05.09.2001 11:18:07 AM EST)

    without computers ? Not Likely !

    without Miss PK ? Couldn't happen !

    without Goofball ? I'M NOT GOING !


    Nice ass Marvin !

    Uh, Ok. (0 replies)
    started by MissPK
    (05.09.2001 10:16:31 AM EST)

    Considering what's in my email, that's probably where I'm going anyhow! Hahaha! :-)

    *wink,giggle,blush* The epitome of your every dream I seem to be, for intangible fantasy...TLC

    God's computer.... (0 replies)
    started by nakedcanuck
    (05.09.2001 0:17:10 AM EST)


    ....never goes down. He knows Bill Gates.

    The Naked Canuck

    Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
    WOW - computers in Heaven (0 replies)  
    started by Roger
    (05.09.2001 0:10:40 AM EST)

    I wonder if there will be a goofball.com? Is so, will they have a nude celebrity section? If they have a nude celebrity section will the people still say they're fakes? If there is no crying in Heaven, what will all the whiners do if there are pop-ups? So many questions.

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