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Who needs computers
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DeaddyBear
(05.09.2001 7:02:31 PM EST)
In heaven Im just going to chill with 2pac aka Makaveli. And if there are computers in heaven will satan have bill gates hack the heaven mainframe for him?
WOW - computers in Heaven
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Roger
(05.09.2001 0:10:40 AM EST)
I wonder if there will be a goofball.com? Is so, will they have a nude celebrity section? If they have a nude celebrity section will the people still say they're fakes? If there is no crying in Heaven, what will all the whiners do if there are pop-ups? So many questions.
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