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By: cheeseball	Published: 05/16/2001
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Nobody remembers the second! (0 replies) started by nimitz68 (05.17.2001 10:58:48 PM EST) Who was first to fly, step on the moon, fly non-stop across the atlantic, fly around the world unrefueled, break the speed of sound, reach the north and south poles? (all were Americans) Name the second person who did! :P BEING FIRST IS BEING BEST

lmao@estoude1 (0 replies) started by malcom (05.17.2001 8:04:05 AM EST) That's the spirit.

We can all be proud cause... (0 replies) started by willi (05.16.2001 8:43:17 PM EST) we were all first in the most important race of our lives: the race to that little fertile egg in our mother's womb. I may be a jerk but I'm one hell of a swimmer!

No... (0 replies) started by kweenbee (05.16.2001 7:46:19 PM EST) ...it's the behavior of very young and immature people. If I wanted to get there first, I would have left earlier.

There are some things in life... (12 replies) started by MissPK (05.16.2001 10:01:20 AM EST) ...where being "first" is a good thing. :-) *wink,giggle,blush*

Way ta go, Goofball! (0 replies) started by NakedCanuck (05.16.2001 9:59:25 AM EST) This is what everyone thinks - now it's official: First = Jerks! The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

THANKS! (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (05.16.2001 9:24:30 AM EST) to the anonymous goof that clued me in to restricted sites!!! Now I can disable those OBNOXIOUS Pop-ups!!!

hey hey (0 replies) started by maccx (05.16.2001 8:44:16 AM EST) yoyo

jalllllaaa ballaaa (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (05.16.2001 8:42:21 AM EST) thats right...

1st 2nd 3rd or 4th (0 replies) started by sted5 (05.16.2001 1:40:10 AM EST) WHO GIVES A FUCK

6th... (0 replies) started by deaddybear (05.16.2001 0:40:48 AM EST) and I dont give a crap about 1st. What is so great about being first to put down a smart ass thread about a fat guy looking at his penis through a tube? NOTHING. Hope noone knows that I have goldilocks in here

I don't think... (0 replies) started by acornett1 (05.16.2001 0:31:49 AM EST) ...that I've ever been "First" and could really care less if I ever am. Aaron Cornett Sr. "American by birth. Southern by the grace of God." --Lewis Grizzard

First! (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (05.16.2001 0:13:34 AM EST) And yes ... I am a jerk... So are the idots that dreamed up pop-up ads though.... Of course I remmedied that situation by adding this site to my 'restricted' zone, thus preventing cookies as well as your pathetic pop-ups... lamers.

Uhmm (0 replies) started by leadj (05.16.2001 0:08:23 AM EST) Not going to say it

First (0 replies)   started by estoude1 (05.16.2001 0:08:19 AM EST) Thank God it ain't me! Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste like chicken.

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