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#5 Camels have 3 eyelids.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, The back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
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Q: What do you call a handcuffed man? A: Trustworthy.
were really bird baths... I thought it was for drinking poiposes.
Just protecting my sheep
Hey Kb
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proverbialchump
(05.20.2001 10:40:28 PM EST)
Birds really can talk! (parrots?) I see you got a new ride, ha ha. jk
haha.
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kweenbee
(05.20.2001 7:54:48 PM EST)
If birds could really talk, I'd bet there are plenty of stories they could tell. They can see everything.
I
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coleman22
(05.20.2001 12:43:12 PM EST)
need to try that
cole
suck
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bullen
(05.20.2001 3:17:43 AM EST)
man, some people don't know what to draw to make it funny
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