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Yo Mama ...
so ugly it looks like she sleeps on a bed of nails face down!
One Liners
Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties? A: To find a tight seal.
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Classical
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started by
sal1981
(05.26.2001 10:09:18 PM EST)
This is the comics for 3 generations ago, people - show some respect!
Cobalt 60 - It
Playing FPS, RTS, RPG or just PBG. It just ainīt the same as playing Monopoly
I'm a poet and don't know it...
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started by
willi
(05.22.2001 5:17:44 PM EST)
We pee when we want to pee,
my dog and me,
upon a tree or upon your knee,
matters not to me.
A classic
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started by
proverbialchump
(05.22.2001 1:22:20 AM EST)
This is like one of the first internet comic's, isnt it?
Uhmm
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started by
leadj
(05.22.2001 1:15:28 AM EST)
Bad Dog
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