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needs caption work
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Anonymous Goofball
(06.01.2001 10:12:34 PM EST)
Too wordy. Should be "But the holes too small!" or "I suppose Reverend Jones wants his dollar back?"
Hahahaha!
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started by
kweenbee
(05.30.2001 10:20:45 PM EST)
I'll go along with that.
i cant
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started by
paparoach1
(05.30.2001 4:00:31 PM EST)
argue with that logic.+ after u die,all of your crap and piss just comes out anyway.it doesn't happen right away but still
We're going to infest
to miss pk
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started by
roberr777
(05.30.2001 1:01:24 PM EST)
girls that don't wear underwear are kool
kool
Underwear?
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started by
MissPK
(05.30.2001 10:15:15 AM EST)
I rarely bother. Well, except all of those fabulous thongs I have that match my bras, I hate to break up a perfect set. :-)
*wink,giggle,blush*
I can imagine
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started by
Poonjab
(05.30.2001 9:10:21 AM EST)
all the doctors and nurses standing around the operating table pointing and laughing and saying, "look at those skid marks."
funny stuff skunkman
Thats why
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started by
showboat
(05.30.2001 0:08:18 AM EST)
I dont wear any underpants. plus it very uncomfortable and I dont need to adjust very often....
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