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Hahahaha!!!
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sted5
(07.25.2001 4:14:30 AM EST)
Ive said something like that to my ex wife haha !! good one patron goofballs to you^5
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Hahahaha!
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kweenbee
(07.24.2001 11:59:13 AM EST)
Gotta' love it! Funny toon, guy.
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LMAO.....
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roger
(07.24.2001 7:43:36 AM EST)
Funny stuff here patron. Nice to see your name in lights too. I always give 5 goofballs to first submissions posted. I would have given 5 here anyway cause it's that damn funny. Keep 'em coming buddy.
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Oh, that's classic!
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tjshere
(07.24.2001 2:55:46 AM EST)
Great toon, patron! Way to go dude.
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no that is a man
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dtahellyeah
(07.24.2001 2:52:40 AM EST)
about time a man can finally have the balls to say to his lady the plain old ass truth,though he may not have a place to sleep when he gets home,but you got to love the fact he spoke the truth.
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Love the country, live to pee outside!
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