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A Use For Lawyers

By: marvinPublished: 08/30/2001
 
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How many Lawyers does it take to paint a wall? Well, it depends on how hard you throw them!

A Use For Lawyers

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    Actually, (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (08.31.2001 1:51:17 PM EST)

    A very good use for lawyers. Good pic Marvin. Five goofs to ya'.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    Personally.... (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (08.30.2001 3:22:22 PM EST)

    I think the lawyers that just came out of a pig's butt make the best colors on the wall.. right Marvin?

    waaaaa hahahahaha

    Rock on!! Orgasm Donor

    You can't do this! (0 replies)
    started by nakedcanuck
    (08.30.2001 11:04:39 AM EST)


    Those heartless bastards bounce.

    The Naked Canuck
    Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
    And then taxmen will suck the blood off the wall (0 replies)
    started by obiwan
    (08.30.2001 3:07:35 AM EST)

    Good one Marv!

    ~Obiwan~

    For contrast (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (08.30.2001 2:40:03 AM EST)

    throw a few members of the royal family on another wall.


    Kiss My Ass !

    Huh? (2 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (08.30.2001 0:24:38 AM EST)

    Why are they so full of blood? They have no heart to pump it with.

    More good work, Marvin. Are you trying to catch Roger? ;^)


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