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"Warning: Never use while sleeping." Warning with hair dryer, cited in US News & World Report
Snapple Facts
#53 The average women consumes 6lbs of lipstick in her lifetime.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world
One Liners
Q. What was Ted Bundy's last job in prison? A. Conductor.
That was the greatest sex we've ever had Honey!
I loved that part where you almost moved.
Holy Cow
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bigswifty
(10.05.2001 2:18:00 AM EST)
For a second I thought that was my ex-wife, but she's not doing the daily crossword.
Oh by the way, that is one ugly "guy-butt."
Romance??? What ever happened to doing the Wild Monkey Dance just for grins?
Hahaha
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tjshere
(10.05.2001 0:19:09 AM EST)
As much as I love to smoke, I promise I will never do that to you, PK. Now, the face in the butt thing might be a different story. ;^)
They have awakened a sleeping giant. Vengeance will be ours!
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