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Lost Appetite

By: twobeersPublished: 10/03/2001
 
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This vendor gives corn dogs a whole new meaning.

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    The Good news is (0 replies)
    started by bigswifty
    (10.03.2001 11:43:35 PM EST)

    it keeps those little dogs from running around and humping your leg under the table.

    Wouldn't stop me though. LOL

      

    Hmmmmmm..... (0 replies)
    started by misspk
    (10.03.2001 10:13:25 AM EST)

    I wonder if this is where they got the expression "Cornholing?"

    Maaaaybe, or not.

    *wink,giggle,blush* The epitome of your every dream I seem to be, for intangible fantasy...TLC

    Uncle Mike? (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (10.03.2001 7:20:15 AM EST)


    The sign says "Uncle Mike" but he reminds me of my brother-in-law.

    That's Sick ! (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (10.03.2001 3:47:38 AM EST)

    Can I have a puppy on a stick please ? Hahahahahahaha


    We pray for the victims and for vengeance

    Labeled wrong (0 replies)
    started by nakedcanuck
    (10.03.2001 1:04:23 AM EST)


    Should read "Corned Dogs"

    The Naked Canuck
    Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
    LMAO! (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (10.03.2001 0:54:04 AM EST)

    I really don't find the toon all that funny, but the expressions on the dogs are hilarious. Soooooo, good job twobeers and congrats on #1.

    We are coming, it's personal now.
    They have awakened a sleeping giant. Vengeance will be ours!

    Congrats twobeers (0 replies)  
    started by juniorsimms
    (10.03.2001 0:42:25 AM EST)

    on your first posted submission, and thanks for showing us how those dogs always get the corn in their poop.

    I want everyone to have a good time but I hang around anyway.

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