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The Good news is
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started by
bigswifty
(10.03.2001 11:43:35 PM EST)
it keeps those little dogs from running around and humping your leg under the table.
Wouldn't stop me though. LOL
Hmmmmmm.....
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started by
misspk
(10.03.2001 10:13:25 AM EST)
I wonder if this is where they got the expression "Cornholing?"
The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
LMAO!
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started by
tjshere
(10.03.2001 0:54:04 AM EST)
I really don't find the toon all that funny, but the expressions on the dogs are hilarious. Soooooo, good job twobeers and congrats on #1.
They have awakened a sleeping giant. Vengeance will be ours!
Congrats twobeers
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juniorsimms
(10.03.2001 0:42:25 AM EST)
on your first posted submission, and thanks for showing us how those dogs always get the corn in their poop.
I want everyone to have a good time but I hang around anyway.
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